Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Answers to those burning questions

Of course, I was late and didn't follow directions, but Kathleen at baggage and blathering encouraged readers to ask a few questions and she'd answer. So, I posted a few and after reading her amusing (and truthful) responses. I thought it is only fair to subject myself to the same.

What do you like in a man?
Physically, I like nice eyes, good smile, strong shoulders, nice biceps and I fancy bigger guys. I guess the word would be stocky. I don't like guys that are body-builders, but I like those that are big. Skinny is a big no-no for me. I can't outweigh a potential date. Not that it matters anymore, but we all have things we like.

What did you think when you lost your virginity?
"Is that all there is to it?"
Seriously. That was the first thing that ran through my mind. I was so disappointed. About the time I started to think this was worthwhile, he was done. It was over and I was left thinking "that sucked. I don't see any reason to ever do that again." And, we didn't for a long time. I didn't see any reason to do it. It didn't last long enough to be worth the risk to me of getting pregnant, even though I was on the pill. I could probably count on my hands how many times I had sex in the first year after I lost my virginity.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 18 and a senior in high school. It was the end of March 1987. I almost made it till graduation. I hadn't intended on doing the deed either. It was a fluke. We were doing the "everything but" sort of thing and it happened. I was shocked at first and happy that it didn't hurt because I was a wreck that it would hurt real bad. No chance of that. This poor guy, it was his first time, too. He was very attractive, but God didn't bless him with an appendage that matched his 6-foot-4 frame. Either that or it stopped growing when he was 10. I'm not sure which. I did find a guy the next year that introduced me to what good sex could be. He was a bad boy, so that didn't last. Probably a good thing.

Ok, too much information, I'm sure. Just felt compelled to share. Must be the Alleve kicking in and relaxing me.


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