Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Poor celebrities

You know, after battling whatever the hell it was that knocked me on my ass last week and watching Army of Dad suffer through it this week, I just don't have a lot of sympathy for celebrities who are hospitalized for the stuff. I'm just guessing they could suffer through it like the rest of us or are they so important that their health warrants them being hospitalized?

Last week, it was Michael Jackson and this week, it is Jessica Simpson, although I guess in both their cases, they are so skinny that they may not have the strength to recuperate on their own. I dunno. Just know that it kind of bugs me that these people stub their toes and the world gasps.


  • At 1:00 AM, February 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Liberal Hollyweird, my dear. You won't see Tom Selleck or Rick Schroeder checking into the hospital with the sniffles!

  • At 1:09 AM, February 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Speaking of which, here is a list of conservative actors/actresses. I try to spend my money on their films! (from NewsMax):
    Mel Gibson, Tom Selleck, James Woods, Patricia Heaton, Andy Garcia, Gary Sinise, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, LL Cool J, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dennis Miller, Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, Catherine Bell, Danny Aiello, James Earl Jones, Ron Silver, Kelsey Grammer, Morgan Brittany, Ben Stein, Pat Boone, Kathy Ireland, Rick Schroeder and Bo Derek.

    You can also add Angie Harmon, Gene Simmons, Fred Thompson, and Dennis Franz

  • At 10:36 PM, February 24, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Well, my feeling is that if Army of Dad and I could suck it up to recuperate at home with just each other to retrieve the tissues and Robitussin, I'm thinking that Jessica could suck it up and have her personal assistant make her some chicken soup. *rolling my eyes*

    What is all this about the Pope and the surgery? Poor old dude.


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