Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

5.14.2005

Nothing says burgers like Paris Hilton

Whaaaaa????

Did I miss something?

Apparently Carl's Jr. thought the best way to market its burgers is through this image:

In this photo released by Carl's Jr., socialite Paris Hilton is shown in a scene from an upcoming ad for the restaurant chain. In the 30-second spot, Hilton is shown eating The Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger while washing a Bentley in her swimsuit. (AP Photo/WireImage.com, Jeff Vespa)

She's going to eat the burger and say "That's hot."

*rolling my eyes*

I'll never eat a Happy Star again. (not that I get to now since we have no Carl's Jr. within 100 miles or so).

9 Comments:

  • At 5:47 PM, May 14, 2005, Blogger Alli said…

    Is it just me or is she hanging out the bottom?

     
  • At 7:03 PM, May 14, 2005, Blogger BULLSEYE said…

    Paris Hilton does nothing for me. Gotta get back to the race, Kasey Kahne is in fourth. Go Mark Martin!

     
  • At 12:53 PM, May 15, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 2:09 PM, May 15, 2005, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    Ah, look it's AoM's second comment spammer!

     
  • At 4:28 PM, May 16, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I think Paris' next porno should be one of those misogynistic deals where the girl gets gagged and slapped around until she cries.

    Snuff would be even better.

     
  • At 9:40 AM, May 18, 2005, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    OK, to quote Gadfly from his personality test. http://dopaminedreams.blogspot.com/2005/05/blooozy.html

    "Editor's note: I don't think I'm THAT fucking brutal. Gee whiz"

    Um, yes you are.

     
  • At 11:28 AM, May 18, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    She does nothing for me either. I just don't even think there is anything to her. She is tall and skinny and that is about it. Yippee. Great for her. Now, go eat some more of those Carl's Jr burgers and put some meat on your bones.

     
  • At 5:16 PM, May 18, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    AoD: Just because I want to give that vacuous privileged debutante a forced tonsil fishsticking and slap the crap out of her?

    Labeling people is bigotry. If you look past your labels you'll find real human beings, dude.

    Except for that c#%t Paris Hilton.

     
  • At 6:38 PM, May 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As the boys on the ticket said... too bad In and Out Burger didn't peat Carl's to the punch!

    -brandon

     

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