Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Boobie-thon: Pervy for a good cause

Go see my boobs at the Boobiethon. Of course, you'll have to pay $50 to see them because they're NAKED and only accessible on the pay-page for a contribution. All money raised goes to breast cancer organizations like the Susan G. Komen Foundation and such.

So, go be a perv. Check out some tits and feel good that you're potentially saving a nice pair somewhere.

This is a cause near (my own boobs) and dear (my mom) to me. Mom had a radical mastectomy when I was in college. Thankfully, she has been cancer-free since then. She has had her other boob whittled on and knots removed here and there, but she is around and we only stumble upon her posthesis from time to time. Nothing like a fake boob on the table to create a stir in the house. Nothing like heairng your mom ask you "Do you know where my boob is?" Even better, when Hot Rod (who was 3 or 4 at the time) was wandering through the house looking for Granny's boob.

Now, I have a lump in my left breast, too. We had a big scare in the summer of 2004 when we found it. It was biopsied and found to be benign. I discovered I am very proud of my DDs.

So, be a perv for a good cause.


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