Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

11.26.2005

My dream man

Finally I had sex dream about someone worthy of sex dreams. This time it wasn't a hobbit or Kelsey Grammar . This time it was Kasey Kahne.

It was a typical fantasy situation, I suppose. In my dream, I was at a car dealer where Kasey was signing autographs on race weekend. I asked for a signature and then asked if I could give him a kiss. *hee hee* Then, it got X-rated from there on out when we went inside the dealership to the GM's office.

What is really amusing is what prompted the dream. AoD and I were able to go out Friday and he generously went with me to run a few errands and one ended up with me buying some Kasey Kahne antenna thingee at Dollar General. I feel very white trash now that I will have a Nascar thing attached to my antenna, but it is Kasey Kahne!!! Back to reality and then to the donut shop. We're going Christmas tree hunting today.


Kasey will be my belated hottie of the week. Sorry ladies. I was taking my kids to Chuck E. Cheese and to the museum Friday and I fell down on the job. No SPF or Hunk this week. I'll make up for it next week.

5 Comments:

  • At 9:12 AM, November 26, 2005, Anonymous Mo K said…

    Well! I couldn't stand to be teased with just the eyes, so I found this image of Kasey.
    http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/athletes/kaseykahne/images/pic03.jpg

    Nice choice, AoM.
    Whew!

     
  • At 10:29 AM, November 26, 2005, Blogger Jenny said…

    LOL...sorry still laughing over the hobit.

     
  • At 1:26 PM, November 27, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    AoD must be proud.

     
  • At 2:16 PM, November 27, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    MoK - thanks. Very nice pic. And Jenny, stop laughing at me. I can't control my subconscious. :)

    And, Anon - I think he is proud to have a wife with a healthy sex drive who doesn't feign headaches, doesn't "fake it" and actually wants to be with him. And, it must be sad if you never have any fantasies - asleep or awake.

     
  • At 7:08 AM, November 28, 2005, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    (Harry Potter reference)
    There's a troll in the comments!
    (/Harry Potter Reference)

     

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