Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

11.04.2005

Religious holiday observation

Everyone bow your heads briefly as we observe the opener of deer season Saturday (AoD corrected me, I thought it was today).

*doing the sign of the cross*
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Deer Lord, please bless these hunters with lots of libations, blood trails to follow and clean kills. If they get an 8-pointer or above, may they sing Your praises before hanging it from a tree in their backyard.

Amen.
*doing the sign of the cross*
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

I really need to get my honey a deer lease so he can go forth and earn his Indian name "Great White Hunter."

On a side note, did you read about this guy who killed a buck with his bare hands? I mean, damn, what a man, but Army of Dad said he could do the same thing. Only he'd make it easier and shoot the damn thing. I agree.

5 Comments:

  • At 9:10 AM, November 04, 2005, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    Opener is tomorrow. Duck season opens tomorrow too.

    BTW I will not be home when you wake up tomorrow...

     
  • At 9:25 AM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Army Wife said…

    Oh goodness very funny.....the wives and moms are going to make me pee my pants laughing this a.m.

    Very clever....

     
  • At 11:24 AM, November 04, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Pheasent season is already open, and wouldn't you know it, the deer season opener was today. According to game and fish bambi is scheduled to die 100,000 times over the season, take that disney.

     
  • At 12:11 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Jane said…

    Sounds like it will be a busy season here: A deer broke windows in the state capital building here in MN and charged past the governor arriving for work, missing him by 5 feet. Shoot all you can people, when they are wandering around my front yard every evening (and I don't live in the country) there are too many of them!

     
  • At 1:41 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Uzz said…

    I passed no less than 5 trucks today that were carrying some form of deer stand or some kind of seat...though...when was the last time anyone hunted deer when it was 80 degrees! I have never been hunting, but I have no problem with it...I just could never shoot an animal. I LOVE to fish, but I cannot clean them and I usually talk to the fish afterwards to let them know that I am sorry to have to eat you.

     

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