Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Stuff Portait Friday: All about me!

The assignment at Random and Odd this week is:

Your Toys.
Your Secret.
Your Eyes.

Ok, here it goes. I didn't want to show you my toys because that might freak out some folks. *wink* So, I picked my favorite toy: Great White Hunter. He was so hot with those sideburns, but I like the shaved head enough to sacrifice the sideburns.

My secret: how I really got my job at the airport (by holding hands with my boss in a bounce house). Shhh.

And, my eyes. I could have used some more mascara this day. Oh well.

Ack! I should have made that smaller. Something sort of creepy about seeing my pores and wrinkles up close like that. Yuck. At least the trolls have something new to pick on other than my size.

Have fun and go play!


  • At 8:29 AM, January 27, 2006, Blogger hemlock said…

    If trolls want to pick on your wrinkles, pores or other features, they'll have to deal with a lot of pissed of people!!!

    I love your secret pic.

    I wish my guy could grow sideburns... but he just can't! Patchy beard. :(

    Great SPF!!

  • At 8:36 AM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Kami said…

    Love the bounce house pic!~

  • At 8:38 AM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Renee said…

    Great SPF! NOw I wanna go jump in a bouncy room!lol

    I played:)

  • At 8:43 AM, January 27, 2006, Blogger BirdMadGirl said…

    The thought of holding my boss' hand in a bouncy house is making me shiver. ;)

    The great white hunter is quite the hottie :D

    Great pics! I played too!

  • At 8:54 AM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Jana said…

    I love your secret pic!

    I played!

  • At 11:00 AM, January 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Fun! But a challenge, at first.
    I played too :)

  • At 1:33 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Elizabeth said…

    Bouncing houses are the best.

    I played.

  • At 2:14 PM, January 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If those are new glasses in the last pic, they're very attractive; good choice.

    I'm jealous, as I have about a decade on you -- and I can't get lenses that narrow because there's no room for the damn bifocal (or so the optician says).

    Oh, and this is belated, as I've been out of town for a couple of days and hadn't checked in for awhile . . . your little (actually more than a little) cleavage peek at the DIFFA gay designers reception (or whatever the hell it was) may not have made any difference with that crowd, but certainly got MY admiring attention!

  • At 2:48 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Leska McCall said…

    Found you via kami, I went to school in Denton!
    LOVE your glasses.

  • At 2:57 PM, January 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know, having read my comment from 2:14 p.m. above . . . I suppose I ought to clarify that, uh, I'm male. (Not sure if that DIFFA party may have had a "Designer Dykes" subgroup or some such.)

  • At 3:38 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Torie said…

    Fun secret.
    I played

  • At 4:00 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Random and Odd said…

    Don't you ever change!! I like you just the way you are.

    Toys...scare us? you forget we all read Bucky Four Eyes??

  • At 4:32 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Wow, look at this comment thread! Yippee!

    Thanks for all the good feedback. Hope to get around to all the sites to have a look-see, too.

    As far as the glasses, those are my last pair *sigh* alas, they are plastic lenses and got all fogged up and have had to be replaced by my back-up set. Maybe with my next good paycheck, I'll go get another pair. I liked 'em, too!

  • At 6:04 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger MrsDoF said…

    Great SPF pictures.
    The Bounce House looks like bunches of fun. There's only one of my former bosses nice enough that I might hold hands with him, but he also smoked like a chimney and I couldn't get past the smell.
    Don't call them wrinkles, they are character lines. You earned every one of them by what life throws atcha.

  • At 7:01 PM, January 27, 2006, Blogger Annejelynn said…

    I took one picture of my eyes, I swear you would have been able to count each and every pore - happily, I deleted that pic.

  • At 11:46 AM, January 28, 2006, Blogger andrea said…

    I love the secret pic! It's great!!

  • At 12:11 PM, January 28, 2006, Blogger Book Bums said…

    Why do we make excuses as soon as we post a picture of ourselves? Every one that I've seen today has been absolutely beautiful. No one should tell you different!

    *getting off soap box*

    Great SPF! :)

  • At 1:50 PM, January 28, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mmmmm, like the toy! Very Hot!

    Trolls suck. Really they do. I had a whole blog post about a troll and erased it so as not to give them the satisfaction.

    Great SPF!!

  • At 2:20 PM, January 28, 2006, Blogger BULLSEYE said…

    Send the trolls my way, I could use the traffic, heh.

  • At 2:37 PM, January 28, 2006, Blogger Kate Giovinco Photography said…

    I love the eye pictures this week. They are so neat!

    I played!

  • At 9:59 AM, January 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Me thinks we need an AoD beefcake're just so good at picking out "toys"...

  • At 12:11 PM, February 02, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    zzJoan, I'll have to send you "those" pictures via email. :)

  • At 2:44 PM, February 02, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Only if she sends her's first! (and after I lose about 20 pounds)


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