Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Lesson learned tonight: Cause and Effect

Cause: While bathing, don't laugh REALLY loudly when husband says he "does a lot around the house."
Effect: Taking off with my bath towel and bathrobe. Left with only used, damp Teletubbies and Barbie towels.

Cause: Flinging water at said husband while he makes off with towel and robe.
Effect: Having to clean up the water when I stop shivering and am dry.

Cause: "Threatening" to clean menstrual blood on husband's favorite Coach towel.
Effect: Being "threatened" with other sorts of blood on the towel before I'm done.

Note to self: Ok, so I didn't really shudder at the blood threat, but dripping dry with no towel sucks. Don't do these things again. I now understand the concept of cause and effect.


  • At 10:10 AM, March 03, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What I said was "I have done a lot around the house". I was referring to the different projects that I've done since we have been in this house.


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