There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

There was an old Army of Mom who lived in a stinky soccer cleat
She had so many soccer games, opponents they hoped to beat.
She gave them some water
And, some gatorade.
She wished them all well
And, coach ran them to hell!

... ok, so I don't LIVE in a stinky soccer cleat, but I find them all over the house along with shin guards, soccer balls ... you get the point.

So, my new home: