Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Seven Wonders of MY World

1. The mangling of a perfectly good Slinky in less than two minutes.
2. The continued growth of children in spite of the fact that most of their food ends up on their face, hands, clothes and the floor under the table.
3. Echoes of "I'm hungry!" 10 minutes after a meal.
4. Appearances of random objects - such as acorns, candy wrappers and small toys - in the lint collector of my dryer.
5. The laundry hamper's ability to spontaneously reproduce dirty laundry despite repeated emptying and washing.
6. Amazing rejuvenating powers of the bedtime bath to refresh children and wipe away all hints of exhaustion.
7. My calendar's magical powers to whiz through the weekends and drag during the workday.


  • At 12:06 PM, November 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am still in wonder of how paired socks go into the wash and become a solo act from the dryer.

    I still don't know what happens.

    And then you throw out the solo act and then suddenly "his" buddy shows back up.


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