Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


My Christmas wish list

Here is the "short" list of what I want for Christmas this year.

1. Talladega Nights on DVD
2. Tom Petty's greatest hits CD
3. Pirates of the Carribean 2 on DVD
4. sexy panties that do NOT go up my butt
5. a Peyton Manning football (like the one in the Gatorade commercial - where he hatches out of the ball)
6. perfume
7. to once again have a prominent chin and not one that disappears into my neck
8. a meal at the Grand Luxe in Dallas
9. a Cowboys victory over the Eagles
10. hugs and kisses from my family

That's not too much to ask, is it?


  • At 10:04 PM, December 24, 2006, Blogger BULLSEYE said…

    Here's wishin' you get everything on your Christmas wish list!

  • At 9:40 AM, December 27, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Thanks guys. I got Nos. 1, 3, 4, 6 and 10.

    Not bad. I may treat myself to No. 2. Not sure when I'll get No. 8. No. 9 was a bust and No. 7 may have to come with a trip to the plastic surgeon.

    No. 5, well, that college sweetheart he married may stand in my way of that wish.


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