Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


New diet plan

Check out Paul on TLC. Dude weighs 672 pounds. Name of the show he's on: I eat 33,000 calories a day. Swear to God. 33,000 calories. *shaking my head* I just can't put my arms around that (couldn't put my arms around Paul either, but that is neither here nor there.)

I was going to head to the kitchen and get a banana-nut cereal bar to snack on while finishing up my work tonight. Somehow the three small slivers of cheddar cheese may just suffice.

Anyone up for a walk?

P.S. My really mean fat joke: When Paul sits around the house, he REALLY sits AROUND the house.

Ok, that was mean. God, forgive me for that one. I'm definitely going for a long walk in the morning with Stinkerbelle.


  • At 7:31 AM, March 08, 2007, Blogger Dallas Meow said…

    must be like being an alcoholic. which i don't get either.
    walking this morning too - if that toasty bagel doesn't pull me into the kitchen instead......

  • At 8:14 AM, March 08, 2007, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Thing is, I can understand the food addiction because sometimes I think I have it. I feel like I can eat and eat and eat, but the copious amounts of food these folks were eating was just unfathomable. And, this poor woman on the show made me look like I am a healthy eater. She'd have a "bedtime snack" at 1:30 a.m. of a couple of Reese's PB cups and a Twinkie. Swear to God. *shuddering*


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