Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Doctor's appointments

One night, as a couple was going to bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm and getting romantic.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I have a gynecologist's appointment in the morning and I'd like to be fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife.

"Do you have a dentist's appointment, too?

*Irony abounds here. I had my gyno appointment today and I need to make a dental appointment. LOL


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