Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


A loooooooong meme


[ x] I am shorter than 5'4 (/163cm)

[ x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.

[ x] I tan easily.

[x] I wish my hair was a different color (I pay good money to fix this).

[ x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

[ ] I have a tattoo.

[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.

[x ] I have/I've had braces.

[x ] I wear glasses/contacts.

[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (hell, I did it anyway!).

[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.

[ x] I have more than 2 piercings.

[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.

[x ] I have freckles. (in places most people don't see)


[x ] I've sworn at my parents.

[ ] I've run away from home.

[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.

[x ] My biological parents are together.

[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.

[x] I want to have kids someday .(have 'em)

[ ] I've lost a child.


[ ] I'm in school (does working or volunteering there count?)

[x] I have a job (two or three actually)

[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school (that’s always charming).

[x ] I almost always do/did my homework.

[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (I missed most of first grade at M.D. Anderson in Houston for cancer).

[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.

[ ] I've stolen something from my job.

[ ] I've been fired. (laid off)


[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation (only as a joke).

[x ] Disney movies still make me cry.

[ x] I've peed from laughing (I've given birth to three children, what do you think?).

[ x] I've snorted while laughing.

[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.

[ ] I've glued my hand to something.

[ x] I've had my pants rip in public. (ohmigod, this happened at DisneyWorld last year!!!! I was running to get to the rental car place because they were closing in five minutes and I wasn't sure where I was going and I tripped and ripped the whole inner seam of my leg out.)


[x ] I was born with a disease/impairment

[x] I've gotten stitches/staples

[x] I've broken a bone (I think I have a broken thumb right now)

[x] I've had my tonsils removed.

[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

[x ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

[x] I had a serious surgery.

[x] I've had chicken pox.

[ ] I've had measles


[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day

[x] I've been on a plane.

[ ] I've been to Canada.

[x] I've been to Mexico.

[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] I've been to Japan.

[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ x] I've been to Europe.

[ ] I've been to Africa.


[ x] I've gotten lost in my city.

[x] I've seen a shooting star.

[x ] I've wished on a shooting star

[x] I've seen a meteor shower.

[x ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.

[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[x ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.

[x] I've been to a casino.

[ ] I've been skydiving.

[x] I've gone skinny dipping

[x] I've played spin the bottle.

[ ] I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[x] I've crashed a car.

[x] I've been skiing.

[x] I've been in a play.

[ ] I've met someone in person from Myspace.

[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.

[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.

[x] I've played chicken.

[x] I've played a prank on someone

[x] I've ridden in a taxi.

[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show .

[ ] I've been snowboarding.


[ ] I'm single.

[ ] I'm in a relationship

[ ] I'm engaged.

[x ] I'm married.

[x] I've gone on a blind date.

[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.

[ ] I miss someone right now.

[x ] I have a fear of abandonment.(big time, ask poor AoD)

[x] I've gotten divorced.

[x ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.

[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.

[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.

[x] I've been kissed in the rain.

[x ] I've hugged a stranger.

[x] I have kissed a stranger


[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.

[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.

[ ] I've snuck out of my house.

[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.

[x ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[x] I've cheated while playing a game.

[x] I've cheated on a test.

[x] I've run a red light.

[ ] I've been suspended from school.

[x] I've witnessed a crime.

[x] I've been in a fist fight.

[ ] I've been arrested.

Death and Suicide

[x ] I'm afraid of dying. (only b/c I don't want to leave my children motherless and who would take care of my family if I did?)

[x] I hate funerals.

[x] I've seen someone dying.

[ x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.

[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[ ] I've planned my own suicide.

[ ] I've attempted suicide.

[x ] I've written a eulogy for myself.


[x ] I own over 5 rap CDs. *ok, lightweight rap, I have Will Smith, Eminem, Beastie Boys, DeLaSoul and Vanilla Ice (at one point, don't make fun of me, word to your mother!)

[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player. *sigh* I wish.

[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (nope, that is my 14-year-old son)

[x ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.

[ ] I collect comic books (I have baseball cards galore, does that count? Oh yeah and my sci-fi autographs).

[x ] I own something from The Gap.

[x] I own something I got on e-bay.

[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.


[ ] I can sing well.

[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

[x ] I open up to others easily.

[x] I watch the news.

[ ] I don't kill bugs.

[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

[x] I curse regularly. (what kind of fucking question is that?)

[ ] I sing in the shower.

[ ] I am a morning person.

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

[x] I'm a snob about grammar.

[x ] I am a sports fanatic.

[ ] I twirl my hair.

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x ] I love being neat.

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day

[x ] I bake well.

[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

[x ] I've worn pajamas to school. (on pajama day)

[ ] I like Martha Stewart.

[x] I know how to shoot a gun

[ ] I am in love with love

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[x] I laugh at my own jokes.

[x ] I eat fast food weekly. (if Sonic drinks count)

[ x] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room .

[x ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I love white chocolate. (love is a strong word. I strongly like it.)

[ x] I bite my nails - only when I snag a nail.

[ ] I play video games.

[x ] I'm good at remembering names.

[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. (ha, ask my husband if I know our anniversary).

[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Stolen from Gadfly.


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