Score: Mom, 0, Kid, 1
Came home this afternoon from picking up the kids after school and we see that the next door neighbor is getting a new roof put on. One of the roofers was standing on top of the house watching us as we pulled into our driveway.
Hot Rod: Why is he staring at us?
AoM: *joking* Maybe he thinks your mom is hot.
Hot Rod: No, that can't be it.