Does Michael Phelps have any vices?
This guy plays cards with his Gran at the assisted living facility. He looks great in a pair of skimpy Speedos. He shares his medals with his teammates.
http://www.usolympicteam.com/132_24803.htm
Army of Dad, I'm sorry. I'm packing up and moving to Michigan. If I can find his swim coach, I can hold him hostage until he leads me to Phelps. Then, I'll pretend to drown (not too hard with my swimming skills or lack thereof) and maybe he'll rescue me and fall in love. I figure if Mary Kay LeTourneau can seduce her 13-year-old student and carry on a love affair that lasts after her incarceration, maybe, just maybe a 19-year-old swimmer can fall for this 35-year-old Army of Mom.
One can dream, at least. Right?
http://www.usolympicteam.com/132_24803.htm
Army of Dad, I'm sorry. I'm packing up and moving to Michigan. If I can find his swim coach, I can hold him hostage until he leads me to Phelps. Then, I'll pretend to drown (not too hard with my swimming skills or lack thereof) and maybe he'll rescue me and fall in love. I figure if Mary Kay LeTourneau can seduce her 13-year-old student and carry on a love affair that lasts after her incarceration, maybe, just maybe a 19-year-old swimmer can fall for this 35-year-old Army of Mom.
One can dream, at least. Right?
5 Comments:
At 12:17 AM, August 23, 2004,
Anonymous said…
Your husband must be a very secure man.
At 6:15 AM, August 23, 2004,
Army of Mom said…
Fortunately, he is. We both are pretty secure in our relationship and it makes life a lot easier. When we were newlyweds, I would turn green with envy when I noticed him noticing other women. Then, after time together, many conversations and lots of love, I am secure enough now to point out a hot chick to him. Usually, he has already noticed. :) Regardless, that is part of why we are such a good match. We're passionate about everything from sports to each other and even our fights. But, making up is always good.
At 7:09 AM, August 23, 2004,
Anonymous said…
Yes making up is always good.
>:)
AOD
At 10:46 AM, August 11, 2008,
David Q. said…
Michael Phelps was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in November 2004, when he was 19.
At 12:10 PM, August 11, 2008,
Army of Mom said…
Yep. If you check the date this was published, you'd see that it was written before that. :) I thought about this blog post when I read about him getting arrested.
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