Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

9.15.2004

Fish are friends, not food

Somehow I keep hearing the shark saying that as I happily chow down my Finding Nemo cereal (it is lucky charms, essentially, except the oat things are stars and the marshmallow thingees are supposed to be shaped like fish.) Something about chowing down on Dori, Nemo and the gang seems wrong. But it tastes so right.

The little joys in life.

Can you tell I'm still procrastinating on my writing? I actually fell completely asleep at the computer last night trying to write the stories. They must be REALLY compelling. I feel sorry for my readers, but I'm working to jazz them up. Only so much you can do when writing about small business development centers and minority- and women-owned certifications. I woke up dreaming that Captain Archer (Scott Bakula's character on Enterprise) was kissing my neck. I decided to go to bed at this point and see where it lead me. Unfortunately, I was so freaking tired, I don't know if it led me anywhere but to sleep. Alas.

6 Comments:

  • At 10:15 AM, September 15, 2004, Blogger Bane said…

    I hope this new season has more decontamination scenes involving T'Pol. Why does she think she got the damn job? And more boob shots while she molests Tucker. Whoever came up with her wife-beater/panties outfit is my hero.

     
  • At 10:42 AM, September 15, 2004, Blogger ~~J said…

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  • At 10:44 AM, September 15, 2004, Blogger ~~J said…

    Hey ??? I've been de-posted. Grrr!

    Well..... good on ya mate.

     
  • At 10:59 AM, September 15, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I don't know what happened J ... I didn't depost you .. what did you say anyway?

    I haven't seen any molestation scenes on Enterprise. Dammit. I knew I should be watching that show more. I'll have to start taping it since it comes on during the bedtime routine for my little ones.

     
  • At 1:08 PM, September 15, 2004, Blogger Bane said…

    You missed the 'slathering on the decontamination ointment' scenes? Man, there wasn't a dry pair of shorts in the house. And when T'Pol went into heat and she and the doctor had to be quarentined in sick bay together? Shoulda been catching reruns this summer. Buy the DVD.

    And I like to use goldfish crackers to create 'Nemo in Peril' scenes for the kids. Somehow, Nemo never survives.

     
  • At 11:17 PM, September 15, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    My middle son is a sadistic SOB - a chip off the old block! He LOVES to bite the heads of any kind of animal cracker, gummy bear, whatever ... then he has the headless corpse dance around. Occasionally he nibbles off a limb and creates little handicapped snacks. Ahh, the joys of motherhood.

     

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