Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Fiber-rich diet

Remember the SNL skit with Phil Hartman atop the ever-growing pyramid of bran as he narrated the exact number of bowls of his regular cereal would take to equal just one bowl of Colon Blow? Well, I think some of the Colon Blow was sneaked into my bran flakes.

But, at least I'm not constipated any more.


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