Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



Army of Dad is having a rough week. On top of having to do everything at home and taking care of me, he got a flat tire on the way to work this morning. So, he just came home and traded cars. He'll be home with me tomorrow for Hot Rod's kindergarten graduation, so he can get the tire fixed or replaced then.

Just random things that made me and Army of Dad laugh last week while we were waiting for me to go into surgery. The little checklist of things that may be needed before, during or after surgery were pretty funny and sounded downright enticing.
Mesh disposable brief
Swiss eye masks
Large male navy - this one sounded good until the last word - shoe
KY jelly foil packs
T&A suction bulbous tip - no idea what that would do, but sounded like fun

Painkillers kicked in, so back to the recliner and the laptop for some drug-induced writing.


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