Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



There is one of the hottest cowboys on the planet in my office building and when he smiles at me I get all jittery and incapable of speaking.

I was warming up my lunch in the microwave and when I turned to carry it back to my desk some guy was about to walk right into me, so I dodged him and found myself about four inches away from cute cowboy. He smiled at me and I thought I was going to die right there on the spot. I fumbled out a Hello, sorry and walked away hurriedly.

What is wrong with me?


  • At 6:47 PM, June 29, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You are a scaredy cat!!! I cannot believe you didn't say something like,"Hmm, if I had to have a collision, you'd be mny first choice!", winked at him and went on.... ;)~That's what I would've done but then I'm a flirt at heart! Yoo-Hoo, Guess Who!!!

  • At 8:51 PM, June 29, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Oh, that is a good one. With most guys, I could come up with that in a heartbeat, but I think this dude knows he has my number because he always gets that shit-eating grin on his face when I make eye contact. He has busted me checking out his ass before, too. So, I'm really self-conscious, now.


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