Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


If I won the lottery ...

Gadfly is fired. He tagged me with the following meme:

What would you do if you won the powerball lottery and were suddenly wealthy beyond your dreams of avarice? What would you do with all that money?

Well, I am so boring with this.

First off, I'd help my folks out any way they needed to. I'd probably help out my brother and his family right now.

I'd pay off all of our bills and probably keep writing for pittance, but I'd spend more time writing my book and less time trying to drum up business.

I'd do more volunteer work and work harder to promote newborn screening and research on Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia (Pickle's birth defect).

We'd get a big piece of property out in the country and build a house.

I'd take the kids on vacation. I'd go on a cruise with all my girlfriends. Army of Dad and I would hit every major league ballpark in one season. I'd probably take AoD to Hedonism with me just for giggles.

I might get a personal trainer to help me work out and get on track. A housekeeper weekly would be nice, too.

If I had enough money, I'd set up all the financial arms to make us even more money and then before I croak, I'd improve the journalism department at Baylor and either endow a chairman or scholarship fund.

Sort of boring, I guess, but fun.


  • At 11:31 AM, June 14, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Almost boring, until I thought about you being unleashed at Hedonism.

    We'd have to get you and AoD steam cleaned when you got back ;)

  • At 10:31 AM, June 15, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    We'd do some damage in Hedonism. Although I'd probably be the tamest person there.

    Ok, ok, so that isn't entirely accurate. I'd be naked in the jacuzzi surrounded by the beautiful people and covering up "the girls" under the bubbles. Or would I? hee hee

  • At 2:01 PM, June 15, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I wouldn't know if they were covered considering that I would likely be under the water anyway...


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