Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

10.10.2005

New evacuation plans

Looks like emergency management officials have been working to find a solution for the traffic tie-ups that occurred when Hurricane Rita was on its way to Houston.

Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston:
Federal Officials Just announced the Official 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan for Houston
1. Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
2. Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
3. Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
4. Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
5. Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
6. Longhorns use 290 West to Austin
7. Aggies use the 610 Loop

Hat tip to my father-in-law!

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