Army of Mom

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No penis ala Lorena microwaved, after all

Well, it seems the microwaved penis story wasn't real, but unlike the finger in the Wendy's chili, this was a case of mistaken identity by the convenience store clerk.

Turns out that the clerk was heating up a penis pee-keeper prosthetic thingee that helps stupid people pass drug tests. Apparently, the clerk saw what looked like a severed dick. I'm guessing this clerk has no dildos or vibrators to help her distinguish between silicone and the real thing. Also, the author of the headline on the yahoo story doesn't know the different between a sex toy and the pee-keeper thing. Trust me, I've never seen a toy that anything - pee or elsewise - comes out of it.


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