Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

4.06.2006

Racism at the races?

Well, duh? We're mostly rednecks, so I imagine there are probably a few in the bunch. Most folks I know will leave you alone if you leave them alone. Pretty much the same with me.

But, let me explain. Apparently, Dateline is searching for Arab-Americans willing to go to big sporting events and see if they're hassled. We're not talking about the guy who runs the quickee-mart, but they want people with the little hat-thingees and the full beard who "look Muslim." They apparently sent them out to the races at Martinsville and rumor is they plan to send them to Texas Motor Speedway this weekend. Because, you know, there are so many Muslims who are big race fans. It is the smell of brats cooking out among the travel-trailers and the hot dogs and corndogs cooking at the track. Yes, indeedy, Muslims are big fans of scantily clad hoochie mamas, too.

People, people, people. It is sort of like sending me to a Democratic party event wearing a Bush shirt. I'm gonna stand out and the chances of me getting picked on are pretty good. But, I digress. I would bet that pretty much anyone who goes to TMS and doesn't try to bug people will be left alone. Ok, except the hoochie mamas strutting their stuff. They'll get hassled to show their tits or something, but you sort of expect that at the races.

I'll be at the O’Reilly 300 NASCAR Busch Series race on Saturday. I'll also be especially kind to everyone I see, too. Not that I'm usually not, unless I'm PMSing and I'm done with that now. I don't think Kasey Kahne is going to be in my race and that makes me sad, but I'll keep checking to see.

5 Comments:

  • At 11:48 AM, April 06, 2006, Anonymous Sondra said…

    Kasey's scheduled to run his Busch car this weekend at Texas, according to Erin Crocker. He's racing it this weekend and then Erin takes it the following weekend to run her first Busch race of the year in Nashville.

     
  • At 12:15 PM, April 06, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    HOORAY!!! I have been searching around the web to try and see if he is racing or not on Saturday. I'm so glad to hear that he is. I am so excited to finally get to see him race in person. I hope that I can get up to him tomorrow at his autograph session at TMS.

     
  • At 2:00 PM, April 06, 2006, Anonymous Kelvinator said…

    I may have to hand over my redneck license, but I'd rather be chased by angry bees than watch NASCAR.
    YAWN-O-RAMA!

     
  • At 6:51 AM, April 07, 2006, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    Nah, they would love it, lots of people they can daydream about stoning to death once they win their jihad.

     
  • At 11:09 AM, April 07, 2006, Blogger Cheeky said…

    Woohoo another Nascar fan!

    I was born and raised in the heart of Nascar country (in NC) - its like religion for me!

     

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