Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


SPF: Labels

Kristine from Random and Odd said she was inspired by Marilyn Manson for SPF this week. Somehow she came up with labels from that. Maybe she was thinking he was a freak and labeled him as such.
1. Your Label — If you made clothes, what would your label be?
2. YOUR personal Label — We all hate to be labeled, but sadly we are.
3. Your FAVORITE Label — Some people love Coach bags and some people just like the look of certain label. Show us yours.

1. My clothing labels. I have several different lines:

Hot sweaty redneck

A clothing line of camo, Jack Daniels logos and Dallas Cowboys attire for the trashy former stripper mom next door. See it soon at a trailer park, tractor pull or cock fight near you. Will have its own trailer at the next Texas Motor Speedway race in November. (Photo by Army of Dad)

Hungry Squirrel

It would be a line of activewear for squirrelly children.

Late Bloomers

Attractive attire for ugly young girls.

2. My personal label: Supermom

I am so going to see the plastic surgeon about the turkey neck thing there. *sigh* But, I am a Supermom. Not to be confused with a Superfreak, although I may be that, too. I had a shirt in ninth grade that read Superflirt.

3. My favorite label: Appetite pleasin'

I told you I like Ranch Style Beans. These are just a few cans in my pantry. There are more in there. I stock up when they are three for $1. We use them in casseroles, chili and more. Hmm, hmm good. Appetite pleasin' they are. And, yes, that is aPiggly Wiggly can in the back. We still have those grocery stores here in the sticks.

So, did you play?


  • At 9:22 PM, October 05, 2006, Blogger Connie T. said…

    You outdid yourself on this SPF. Great job. I like the squirrel. Oh and I bought some Ranch style beans the other day because I saw you had a picture of them. But umm you do like them I see. Good picture.
    Oh and the crack jeans, I could not wear them, but hey if kids like to show their underwear, I bet they would sell.

  • At 11:56 PM, October 05, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    Mmmm!!! Ranch Style Beans!!! I had some tonight!!! Also...that is one hell of a picture that AoD took of you!!! Now that is funny!

    I played as well, so make sure to stop by and say hi...then again I am sure I will talk to you Friday!

  • At 2:19 AM, October 06, 2006, Blogger El Capitan said…

    Where in the world did you find a Piggly Wiggly? I thought the last one in Ft. Worth shut down years ago!

  • At 2:51 AM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I COVET that hat!

  • At 5:43 AM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Those bean cans look like art- very cool. Piggly Wiggly, huh? The name always cracks me up- but I'm a Yankee!

    Happy SPF and I played too.

  • At 5:50 AM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Im wondering if your refried beans are the same things as we call baked beans, Im begining to think maybe yes :)

    I love the kiddies clothes range too heheh

    Happy SPF and I played :)

  • At 6:36 AM, October 06, 2006, Blogger hemlock said…

    Them be some beans!! Activewear for squirrelly children? Awesome!

    I played too!

  • At 7:08 AM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    We keep Ranch Style Beans as a staple in our pantry too (well not quite as many).

    I had to laugh with the activewear for squirrlelly children (very funny).

    Enjoyed your SPF, I played too.

  • At 7:24 AM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh heck no No Dramas. Refried are the same beans, but cooked differently. Ranch style could be called a southwestern version of baked beans I guess...though some Texans might take offense to that characterization.

  • At 9:54 AM, October 06, 2006, Blogger Unknown said…

    great spf
    I Played :)

  • At 11:11 AM, October 06, 2006, Blogger san said…

    I love your label of being "Supermom"... that's a nice one :)
    Happy SPF!
    Thanks for stopping by mine.

  • At 2:26 PM, October 06, 2006, Blogger Suzanne R said…

    Great SPF -- I especially like the Supermom shot. :-) Thanks for stopping by mine!

  • At 11:38 PM, October 06, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    El Capitan...not only is there a Piggly Wiggly in Denton...THERE ARE TWO Piggly Wiggly stores in Denton! Now that is some kind of record!

    Now that I live in Fort Worth, I shop at the Super Target on 7th...great place!

  • At 4:12 AM, October 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Forget the beans, I want to know how it will be to fix the turkey neck--I want that too. Thanks for coming by my site.


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