SPF: Labels

Kristine from Random and Odd said she was inspired by Marilyn Manson for SPF this week. Somehow she came up with labels from that. Maybe she was thinking he was a freak and labeled him as such.
1. Your Label — If you made clothes, what would your label be?
2. YOUR personal Label — We all hate to be labeled, but sadly we are.
3. Your FAVORITE Label — Some people love Coach bags and some people just like the look of certain label. Show us yours.

1. My clothing labels. I have several different lines:

Hot sweaty redneck

A clothing line of camo, Jack Daniels logos and Dallas Cowboys attire for the trashy former stripper mom next door. See it soon at a trailer park, tractor pull or cock fight near you. Will have its own trailer at the next Texas Motor Speedway race in November. (Photo by Army of Dad)

Hungry Squirrel

It would be a line of activewear for squirrelly children.

Late Bloomers

Attractive attire for ugly young girls.

2. My personal label: Supermom

I am so going to see the plastic surgeon about the turkey neck thing there. *sigh* But, I am a Supermom. Not to be confused with a Superfreak, although I may be that, too. I had a shirt in ninth grade that read Superflirt.

3. My favorite label: Appetite pleasin'

I told you I like Ranch Style Beans. These are just a few cans in my pantry. There are more in there. I stock up when they are three for $1. We use them in casseroles, chili and more. Hmm, hmm good. Appetite pleasin' they are. And, yes, that is aPiggly Wiggly can in the back. We still have those grocery stores here in the sticks.

So, did you play?