Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

9.22.2007

Three roses

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found three roses on her nightstand.

Outraged, she called the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" He told her that he carried out her wishes for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him because he felt bad that she went through the procedure and recovery alone.

The second rose, he explained, is from his nurse because she empathized after having the same procedure herself.

"And the third rose," the woman asked.

"It is from a man upstairs in the burn unit," the doctor said. "He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

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