Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

8.28.2004

Shoot me now

I'm glad my husband is the historian of the family and is the Cliff Clavin of North Texas - full of useless, er, useful information. But, God help me ... whoever created Tales of The Gun or History of The Gun, whatever it is, should be shot with his own firearms.

Army of Dad loves this crap. Saturday morning TV sucks, too, by the way unless you like cartoons because this is when I get stuck watching gun history shows or fishing or something equally mindless. Oh wait, there was Good Eats with Alton Brown. Oh wait, he makes me want to run screaming for the hills, too.

Thank God. Army of Dad found the Olympics.

5 Comments:

  • At 5:19 PM, August 28, 2004, Blogger Bane said…

    Hey! Me'n the family LOVE Alton Brown. Never miss an episode. He's the Einstein of food.

     
  • At 7:18 PM, August 28, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    So does Army of Dad ... I'll admit (begrudgingly) that he does give good tips and advice. But, he is just a little too over the top for me.

     
  • At 7:05 PM, August 29, 2004, Blogger Bane said…

    And Iron Chef isn't? I was just, shall we say 'relieved' when I found out Brown has a wife and kid. I had had my doubts.

     
  • At 10:14 AM, August 30, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    AOM HATES Iron Chef more than she hates Good Eats(not really hates, more of a strong dislike). She gets really mad when I try to watch Iron Chef around her. I get the "you are not getting any if you don't turn the channel right freaking now" look. I don't like Iron Chef much to begin with and certainly not that much!

    Army of Dad

     
  • At 5:01 PM, August 30, 2004, Blogger Bane said…

    Bummer. My wife and I (and the kids) watch it together, avidly. The dubbed comments just kill me. I always end up inspired and go to the kitchen and whip up some bizarre crap nobody wants to eat.

     

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