Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


All the men I wish I'd loved ... or done something with

Watching VH1 the other day and somehow I started thinking of men that I wouldn't kick out of bed. It is a pretty eclectic group of guys, too. I have a broad range of taste. Ooh, that could be taken out of context, but ok ... you get the idea.

Antonio Banderas
Ricky Martin
Harry Connick Jr.
Henry Rollins
Ben Affleck
Will Smith
Jared Leto
Collin Farrell (preferably with Jared Leto at the same time)
Brad Pitt
Orlando Bloom as he was in Pirates of the Carribean and/or LOTR
George Clooney
The Rock
Joaquin Phoenix
George Eads
Gary Duordan
Aragorn - ?
Mel Gibson
Patrick Stewart
Jonathan Frakes
Toby Keith
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Scott Bakula
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Josh Duhamel
Michael Dorn
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Michael Keaton
Matthew Broderick
Jon Cryer
Charlie Sheen
Christian Slater
Billy Boyd
Hugh Jackman
LL Cool J
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery
Cary Elwes
Jackie Chan - surely the rumors about Asian men aren't true, are they?
That Minnesota Viking with the giant arms - Hovan
The late Pat Tillman
pretty much any of the knights of the round table in the King Arthur movie out this summer
Steve Burns
Kelsey Grammar

And, I'm sure there are many more ... these are just the men that jump to mind immediately.

Who did I leave off?


  • At 9:35 AM, December 01, 2004, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I suppose you would like Michael Dorn in full Worf makeup, slamming you around like a puppet.

    "Who is your Tactical Officer!"

  • At 9:44 AM, December 01, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Ooohhh, rubbing down the goose bumps.

    I like to bite occasionally.

    Hmmm, Worf.

    And, Kat, yes, I said it ... outloud ... SCREW!!!!!!

  • At 2:23 PM, December 01, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ummm. Looks like you forgot the New York Yankees. Everyone else seems to be accounted fro.

  • At 2:27 PM, December 01, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    That had to be Army of Dad who left that one!

    *Smacking myself on the head*

    How could I have left out Derek Jeter, ARod and a whole plethora of hot MLB guys? The retired Travis Fryman should be at the top of the list! Along with Jim Edmonds and a whole slew of catchers. I love third basemen and catchers!


  • At 2:40 PM, December 01, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In the words of the the cat from Shrek. "it no mine"

    Army of Dad

  • At 4:01 PM, December 01, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    His name was Puss in Boots, by the way.

    It must have been someone who knows me pretty well. :)

  • At 4:36 PM, December 01, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Aragorn - Viggo Mortenson mmmmmmm You got me too distracted to think if you have left any off. The only one that comes to mind is Pierce Brosnan especially in The Thomas Crown Affair.


  • At 4:36 PM, December 01, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Could have been a lucky guess.

    Arm of Dad

  • At 10:29 AM, December 02, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Viggo Mortensen has to be "in character" for me to think he's yummy. I LOVED him in LOTR and he looks pretty rugged in Hidalgo ads (even though I haven't seen the whole movie yet). In real life, he looks like a Russian figure skater to me. Plus, he is big-time leftie, which makes him less attractive.

    Now, if he wasn't talking and only calling out my name or something, ok, maybe. ;)

  • At 7:54 PM, December 04, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ewan McGreggor! Especially in Moulin Rouge...



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