Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

12.08.2004

Here's your sign

Gees, people. Why can't you just let it go?

Why are some people always in denial and always sniffing around for a conspiracy? I woke up today with nothing really on my mind to blog about. I had a bizarre dream that my 5-year-old was going to work on a shrimping boat. That was weird. But, I didn't know what would strike me as a blog entry.

Then I flip over to Yahoo news and encounter a story about the Green and Libertarian parties raising money to get a vote recount in Ohio. Never mind that they stand no chance of winning and odds are heavily pointed that Kerry is still going to lose.

Next on the list of things I never thought I'd blog about is a new show Kirstie Alley is making about being fat. Great. Just what I want to see/hear - more fat jokes. And, she really isn't THAT fat. They say she is 5'7 and 192 pounds. I would say she's chubby with those measurements. I wonder, though, if she is telling the truth about her weight. The picture I saw, she looks WAY heavier than that weight would depict.

Another observation for the day, some people are just plain stupid. This dufus entered the interstate going the wrong way with her 3-year-old in the car and caused a number of accidents along the interstate in Dallas. Army of Dad got stuck behind another accident on his way home from work last night, but not this one.

All I have to say to the people in all three of these instances: Here's your sign.

p.s. There is a Christmas Here's Your Sign at the link. It is a hoot! Happy Holidays!

6 Comments:

  • At 10:32 AM, December 08, 2004, Blogger gone_1 said…

    Have you seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD/video yet? JS and I laughed until we hurt.

     
  • At 3:17 PM, December 08, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    No way she is "only" 192.

    Army of Dad

     
  • At 3:37 PM, December 08, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Yeah, I'm thinking Kirstie is fudging just a bit - ok a chunk - of weight. I have friends who weigh 200 pounds and they're nowhere near as big as she is.

     
  • At 9:18 PM, December 08, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    One hundred and ninety-two pounds eh?

    Tyr this image.

    Whose Paranoid

     
  • At 9:05 AM, December 09, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    20-some years ago, an old lady somehow got going the wrong way on Interstate 5 near Sacramento. Somehow she got a few miles before crashing, but left a wake of accidents from people dodging her.

     
  • At 5:21 PM, December 09, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Crap like that is just scary. Some young blonde girl a few years ago was going to miss her right-side exit from the left lane and decided to just STOP in the lane in the interstate. She survived, but killed one man in the process. It was awful. Worst part: There was another exit less than a mile down the road.

     

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