Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


The truth hurts

My two youngest children - Stinkerbelle, age 2, and Hot Rod, age 5 - like to take off their shirts and run around the house playing Super Boy and Super Girl.

The other day, my 5-year-old comes to me with quite the discovery.

*pointing to his boy nipples on his chest*
HR: Hey mom! Guess what? Boys and girls both have these.
AoM: Why yes they do.
HR:Yeah, boys have them and girls have them and moms have them. Only the mom ones point toward the ground.
AoM: *sigh* Unfortunately, they sometimes do.

Out of the mouths of babes ... comes the most hurtful comments in the world. My boobs were perky before I nursed three children. Thank God for miracle bras.


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