Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Filthy littles teasessssssssessss

*said in my best Gollum voice*

Dammit. My favorite hobbit is going to be in Orlando. Live. In person. At a LOTR convention . And.I.Can't.Be.There.


What I wouldn't give to have my hobbit sex dreams come to fruition with Pippin. Or Billy Boyd. I would take either one.
He isn't the type of guy I'd typically have orgy fantasies about. But, I had a hobbit sex dream with Pippin a while back. So, what can I say?


  • At 7:09 PM, April 02, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    You've been quite the horndog lately. What's the matter? AoD got a groin strain?


  • At 9:59 PM, April 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    One of a kind is an understatement, I do believe.

    I'm just saying that footsize and penis size are usually directly related ... and hobbits have them some big ole feet.

    Hmm... scratching my chin.


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