Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



Ok, so it is a bit of a cheesey catchphrase, but honestly, I try to think about the things I say and do and wonder if I'd be embarrassed to do those things in front of my mother or Jesus. I don't always live up to my high standards, but there are some things I DON'T do, so I don't set myself up for failure.

For instance, I don't put "Jesus" stickers on my car and this incident I witnessed this morning is a great example of why I don't.

Asshole pulls across two lanes and then stops in front of this car and turns into a parking lot. Yeah, it was rude and dangerous. But, the car in front of me (who was right behind the a-hole) flips the person off. The car in front of me has this little sticker of a girl kneeling before a cross. My first thought, oh nice. You are SOOOOOOO Christian. What a great example you are setting for the world of the whole WWJD thingee. Not saying that we all don't have bad moments, but that was just REALLY bad to me.


Busy morning. Off to up my life insurance another $300,000. Then, off to run errands and have my boob sonogram. Say a prayer for me that I won't need that life insurance.


  • At 9:35 AM, June 03, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…


    You don't understand.

    Jesus was known to ride his donkey at a breakneck pace through the streets of Galilee. Blowing stop signs. He was hell on hooves. He would have flipped that guy off in a second.

    I am SO going to hell

  • At 3:27 PM, June 03, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    I don't recall anywhere in the bible where jesus went door to door begging for converts, he preached in the squares and public areas where people could choose to listen. Mormon A-holes.

    I keep jesus in my heart, not on my sleeve or bumper. But best of luck to you AoM, i'm sure you'll be fine, my prayers are with you.

  • At 4:58 PM, June 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I saw some Mormon missionaries walking through my neighborhood yesterday. Uzz used to scare the ones that came to our house out in East Texas many years ago. I think AoD would scare any that he came to the door and encountered, too.

  • At 4:58 PM, June 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Hell on hooves.

    *shaking my head*

    That is SOOO bad.


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