Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

6.03.2005

WWJD

Ok, so it is a bit of a cheesey catchphrase, but honestly, I try to think about the things I say and do and wonder if I'd be embarrassed to do those things in front of my mother or Jesus. I don't always live up to my high standards, but there are some things I DON'T do, so I don't set myself up for failure.

For instance, I don't put "Jesus" stickers on my car and this incident I witnessed this morning is a great example of why I don't.

Asshole pulls across two lanes and then stops in front of this car and turns into a parking lot. Yeah, it was rude and dangerous. But, the car in front of me (who was right behind the a-hole) flips the person off. The car in front of me has this little sticker of a girl kneeling before a cross. My first thought, oh nice. You are SOOOOOOO Christian. What a great example you are setting for the world of the whole WWJD thingee. Not saying that we all don't have bad moments, but that was just REALLY bad to me.

*shrug*

Busy morning. Off to up my life insurance another $300,000. Then, off to run errands and have my boob sonogram. Say a prayer for me that I won't need that life insurance.

4 Comments:

  • At 9:35 AM, June 03, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Naaaa...

    You don't understand.

    Jesus was known to ride his donkey at a breakneck pace through the streets of Galilee. Blowing stop signs. He was hell on hooves. He would have flipped that guy off in a second.

    I am SO going to hell

     
  • At 3:27 PM, June 03, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    I don't recall anywhere in the bible where jesus went door to door begging for converts, he preached in the squares and public areas where people could choose to listen. Mormon A-holes.

    I keep jesus in my heart, not on my sleeve or bumper. But best of luck to you AoM, i'm sure you'll be fine, my prayers are with you.

     
  • At 4:58 PM, June 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I saw some Mormon missionaries walking through my neighborhood yesterday. Uzz used to scare the ones that came to our house out in East Texas many years ago. I think AoD would scare any that he came to the door and encountered, too.

     
  • At 4:58 PM, June 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Hell on hooves.

    *shaking my head*

    That is SOOO bad.

     

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