Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Attention men

Just so this doesn't happen to you, when you break up with a girl and get a new girlfriend - DON'T go back to the ex-girlfriend's house and think you're going to get laid without some form of retribution. Seriously.

If your ex calls for sex, just say no and don't go over there. You, too, could wind up with your ass glued shut, your dick glued to your hairy belly and ugly words written on your back in nail polish, too.

Actually, I am sort of impressed that the dude's thing was big enough to glue to his stomach.

What? That's impressive. I'm just saying.


  • At 9:14 AM, November 07, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Someone needs to tell this woman that her pussywillow ain't that good. Just because she gave a piece to a guy doesn't mean he owes her his life. Somebody give this bitch some perspective.

    I mean, if he had beaten her, then yeah, glue his stuff up. Other than that, just buck up and take it. People break up, for Christ's sake.

  • At 10:22 AM, November 07, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Yeah, break ups happen all the time. Thing is, this guy was going to try and double-dip after dumping this chick. His little radar should have gone off that it wasn't going to be worth it. I am just suspicious of people. He is stupid enough to go over there ... darwin in action, ladies and gentlemen.


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