Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

12.06.2005

Perv alert: Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV

Tonight guys. Make sure your butts are plopped down in front of the TV. Victoria's Secret Fashion Show will be on CBS at 9 p.m. Central time. Go see what your woman "wants" for Christmas instead of what she "needs" on the Food Network. I love the commercial with Tyra Banks asking for what she wants and not what she needs. Hint hint boys. I actually love getting lingerie. Of course, my guy is good at getting sexy without the discomfort that some pieces bring with them. So, I'm lucky there.

This cute little Latina will be one of the hotties on stage tonight.

Enjoy boys.

15 Comments:

  • At 2:05 PM, December 06, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    AoD is -- as I often have concluded after checking in with you every morning -- a very lucky man indeed.

    In my house, I am informed very clearly that if I ever buy lingerie, it is a present I'm getting for myself.

    (Then, of course, it is accepted with a smirk and it goes into the drawer, never to be worn.)

    Worn to bed instead: long flannel nightie, white socks and granny panties.

     
  • At 2:22 PM, December 06, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    And you remember the long hair she had while you were dating ... that's gone ;)

    AoM: You have good taste in chicks :)

     
  • At 2:40 PM, December 06, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Anon - sorry to hear about your gal's choice of bedtime attire. I can't lie though, I slept last night in a long flannel gown - complete with reindeer and holly design - with footies on last night because it is cold this week! Now, sometimes I go to sleep in the buff or just in a t-shirt, but I like to wear the good stuff, too.

    and, Gadfly, ptthpphthptttt on the long hair comment. Main reason I keep my long hair is to appease my man and make me feel like I look younger. I haven't relinquished that idea that I might still look young if my hair is long. :) Oh yeah, and thanks. I thought she was pretty. Some of those girls look like they need to eat a sandwich or something.

     
  • At 5:03 PM, December 06, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gosh, no; length of hair has never been an issue. It's just the idea of having a wife who occasionally indicates that she might actually look forward to having sex with her husband, as opposed to approaching it as a once-a-month duty/chore/burden. That's what would be nice.

    Enough; you don't need this. If I want to complain, I should go pay a counselor.

     
  • At 5:21 PM, December 06, 2005, Blogger El Capitan said…

    Mmmmmmm! Cute Little Latina!!!

     
  • At 12:37 AM, December 07, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    All kinds of advice I could offer anon. Could be the little woman is self-conscious of her figure and doesn't feel attractive. Could be she is too tired after taking care of work, kids, home, etc all day that she doesn't feel like getting busy ... don't know what applies to you guys. Maybe if you make her feel prettier, surprise her with little gifts and compliments and maybe even take some of her daily burden from her, she'll feel more like giving it up on a more regular basis. *shrug* You could also try scheduling a date night and take care of all the arrangements and see if that woos the gal. Good luck.

     
  • At 1:38 PM, December 07, 2005, Anonymous Mo K. said…

    So whadidja'll think? I don't know about the other ladies, but I'd rather have lingerie, not those skimpy bikini thingies they were wearing! :-@ And doggone it if they didn't have a couple Ally McBeal rail-thin types in there. (Not the Latina hottie or Tyra, but there was one barely covered in a kelly green thing that was downright scary. Give that gal some pasta. Yeesh!)
    I was able to track down a copy of "Meadowland" by Fred Waring for my dad a year ago. He's always loved that old version. How surreal to hear the tune played during one of the runway exhibitions (not by Waring and his Pennsylvanians, of course), but that was just..... odd. %-)

     
  • At 10:00 AM, December 08, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Mo K - we didn't watch it. I think AoD prefers nameless women naked rather than just in their skivvies. :) But, yeah, I was skimming through pics to find one to post and most of these women look like they need to hit the Golden Corral buffet a few times before I think they have cute figures. I tease AoD that he'd break some of those women if he got ahold of them. I would think a guy would like a little something to hold on to in his fantasy and I don't mean a hipbone that is sticking out!

     
  • At 10:42 AM, December 08, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Anon - Alcohol - if she doesn't drink take her to a nice dinner and suggest a glass of wine or a dinner drink for the special occasion - once she's had one just say you ready for for another? Hopefully she will and if she's a non drinker then she should be tipsy on two and getting tipsy always gets me in the mood.

     
  • At 2:59 PM, December 10, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In my case, none of that works. I do about 80% of the housework/kid stuff, so that tosses "taking some of her daily burdens off her." She won't drink to the point of getting tipsy. She hates lingerie, no matter the kind. Yes, she has body image issues as she is very overweight (weighs more than me) yet she does nothing about it except complain how it makes her feel. Top that with flaming anger when she *thinks* I'm looking at another good-looking woman in passing or (heaven forbid) look in the window at Victoria's Secret.

    I really envy AoD for having a wife who is so secure in her looks and so sure of his love/lust for her. All men should be so lucky.

     
  • At 10:52 AM, December 11, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Anon- I like you more and more. :) I'm not really that secure in my looks, but I know that confidence is more attractive than someone who puts themselves down all the time. So, I try. Plus, if you tell people you're cute enough ... maybe they will believe you. :)

    Sorry to hear things aren't so great, though. Maybe couples counseling could help both of you.

     
  • At 4:08 PM, November 12, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    shes not a latina... get your facts straight

     
  • At 4:13 PM, November 12, 2007, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    So, if you're so all-knowing, why don't you inform us of her ethnic origins instead of just leaving the snarky little assholey comment?

     
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  • At 4:45 PM, November 28, 2007, Anonymous hottie said…

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