Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


The Singing Family

While driving Hot Rod to school, I hear Little Bit singing from the back seat:

What do you do with a scurvy pirate? What do you do with a scurvy pirate? *then in lower voice* Make him walk the plank.

Later, she asked me to help her wipe her bottom. Then, she asked again and again. So, I finally wrapped up the email I was writing and began singing *to the tune of Here Comes the Sun by George Harrison*
Here comes your mom. Here comes your mom, and I say it's alright. Little darlin' you've got a dirty little butt. Little darlin' it feels like years since it's been wiped. Here comes your mom. Here comes your mom and I say, it's alright.

She laughed and said she liked that song. Me? Not so much with my adapted lyrics.


  • At 10:59 AM, April 10, 2007, Blogger Kelly said…

    Creative! Now I'll always think of you with that song! LOL

  • At 12:23 PM, April 10, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I used to sing "Got a little doo-doo, got a little doo-DOO" to the tune of "In the Mood" when changing my child's diapers nearly 17 years ago. She loved it.

  • At 3:21 PM, April 10, 2007, Anonymous Dion said…

    I used to sing, "..I'm too sexy for my hat,...etc." to my youngest son, while changing his diaper. It always brought a smile. Now that he's 15, and has a girlfriend who's 16 in the next grade up...maybe I shouldn't have played to his ego at such a young age....

  • At 4:07 PM, April 10, 2007, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I have an idea, D, try and sing it to him now when his girlfriend comes over ... then see how well he likes it. :)


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