Dirty Jokes

These are some of the goodies my 77-year-old Minnesota grandmother-in-law shared with me over the past two days:

Why did the old lady put sugar in her douchebag?
So, she wouldn't be a sour puss.

What do women like to see come out of a penis?
The wrinkles.

What can I say? She used to work a truck stop. Although the penis joke she said she heard recently from someone at the VA hospital where she volunteers.