Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Xbox live is from the devil

Not only does this shit cost almost as much as a car payment, but it reminds me of the days when I dated a dorky gamer who used to role-play at his kitchen table with other dorky soldiers. Thank God these guys look good in BDUs.

I can hear Army of Dad and some dork arguing about who played better or worse in some Halo 2 game. I can hear the asshole on the other line yelling into AoD's headset. And they're on the opposite side of the house from me. AoD amazes me at how he maintains his composure when he deals with other people. I guess I have some great effect on him that makes his eyes bug out when we argue. Ah, now THAT is passion and love, I tell you.


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